"My TV Show. Your blog is being turned into a TV show! Congrats – you’ve earned it. In fact, you get to co-write it. Write about the TV show based on your life or blog."The first thing is that I think my show wouldn't last a season. There is the "Done" factor, nobody would watch it because it has been done in a much better way. I mean, well combine House with The Office and As the World Turns and you pretty much have it. Except, most of my conditions aren't as rare as the ones on House. Though he does tend to mention LQTS and Hyperaldosteronism quite a bit. UPS is nowhere near as funny as The Office and my life definitely isn't as catty as a soap opera. So there you have it, it would be a dumbed down version of shows that are already wildly successful. If anyone watched it at all it would be because of the train wreck factor. Even my doctors look at my list of diagnosis' and shake their head in disbelief. Really, they do. Here is the list as it stands:
Androgenic Alopecia, Breast Cancer, Chronic Kidney Disease, Depression, Diabetes, Essential Hypertension, GERD, Hyperinsulinemia, Hypertriglyceridemia, Hypothyroidism, Left Ventricular Hypertrophy, Long QT Syndrome, Lymphedema, Metabolic Syndrome, Migraines, Neuro-cardiogenic Dysautonomia, Obesity, Obstructive Sleep Apnea, Osteoarthritis, Primary Hyperaldosteronism, Pure Hypercholesterolemia, Reynauds Syndrome, Tension Headaches
I could be a season of Scrubs all by myself. I guess this is what comes out of Alabama inbreeding.
Oh yeah, and my family tree would make a great episode of Who do You Think You Are.
This post was written as part of NHBPM – 30 health posts in 30 days: http://bit.ly/vU0g9J
1 comments:
My husband had Raynaud's too. He also has an undiagnosed auto-immune disease (besides Raynaud's) that flares up from time to time. He's had tons of other problems too but you still have him beat.
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