And if I happened to be there, innocently holding a sign and looking around, I might have been surprised that in this very red state hundreds of people were hanging around some trees that suffer from toilet paper poisoning. Not that anyone was tossing toilet paper, the football team hadn't won a game after all. I mean if there had been anyone there at all.
It was hot, and the air was soupy. So, if I had gone, I had to leave early or get sick from the heat. And if the teenager had been with me, I would have thought he'd complain about having to leave early. But if he was there, he was more interested in going home and playing video games in the air conditioning than standing out in the heat. Priorities, after all...
I'm not saying it happened, but you know...it could have... And kudos to the people walking around handing out red, white and blue popsicles.
Yes, no, maybe so!
ReplyDeleteI can confirm to the Bitcoin Fake Gold Watch administration under King Donald I that Lisa may have been seen at the No Kings demonstration but it was most likely a hologram created by the fiendish Chinese Democrats. She was at home knitting a cute cuddly toy in the image of the king. The toy figure is orange and fat and if you press it it squeaks.
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