What the Dog Thinks...

Being hearing impaired  sometimes makes voicemail difficult so I have an app on my phone called Visual Voicemail. It can sometimes give me funny results.

On Sunday I got a voicemail from my ex. After church I checked it and was aghast at the message I recieved.

"$**t f**k Chuck f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k all that...We are all... yeah why do not you... all."

Like I said, I was a bit taken aback by the text. My first thought was that Ex must have been having a stroke when he made the call. I switched the message from visual voicemail to listen to the call. What I heard was a dog going crazy barking and enough of the conversation to make out that my ex was talking to a woman, but not enough to know what they were saying. 

At that point I started laughing so hard that I could barely catch my breath. Imagine accidentally leaving a message like that for your ex spouse. What a hornets nest that could stir up! The only way it could have been better is if he'd done it on April Fools day. 

Good one Ex, get the dog to curse me out for you... 😆😆😆😆😆